I call this the “why oh why didn’t I go shopping on the weekend” salad. Somehow I managed to use beetroot on it while wearing a pure white shirt and I didn’t make a mess of said shirt. Never ask me to repeat that act. I call this the “why oh why didn’t I go …
Monthly Archive: January 2012
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21
On Stars
I’m lying on Main Beach, phone held aloft over my head, tapping out this message against a backdrop of stars. The wind is blowing and the damp sand below gently draws the warmth from my back with the parasitic subtlety of a leech, only in this case I am the smaller party in the relationship. …
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19
WordPress Thematic Framework Custom Loops
I’ve just spent the last two hours searching for a solution to a stupid problem that only exists because the primary architect of WordPress was given a blowjob by global variables as a teenager and has been infatuated with the diry whores ever since. If you are trying to make a paginated category list of a custom post …
Jan
19
Lights Back On
Thanks to everyone for being patient as the lights went off for (approximately) 24 hours. Due to the fact that the USA was the incubator of today’s Internet, they have an incredible amount of power over it. Unfortunately that means that any legislation that passes and affects online activities on US soil will affect us …
Jan
05
Dat Introspection
Tonight I had a Kyon’s Introspection moment. A period of intense self-interrogation resulting in a life-changing epiphany. For Kyon, it was figuring out that he actually did love Haruhi and enjoyed his life, regardless of how he might moan about it. For me, I realised the direction I want my life to take. I’ve found …
Jan
05
Updates
The last few days have been… Interesting. I’m still alive, I’ve met some fantastic people and had my worst day at work ever. I’ve missed a couple of walks on the beach and it has been noticeable. I’ve come to enjoy them – it’s a wonderful chance to clear my head and get away from …





